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Cine Buffed
“Weapons” is less a movie and more a 2-hour endurance test for your brain
cells, which will beg for mercy about 15 minutes in. The filmmakers clearly had no idea what story they wanted to tell—assuming there was a story. It awkwardly lurches from horror to investigation to slapstick comedy, like a drunk driver weaving across genres without a license or a map. The result? A cinematic dumpster fire that thinks it’s a gourmet meal.
The so-called “plot reveal” is either missing entirely or so poorly handled that even the cast seemed confused. If there was some deep meaning hidden in there, it’s buried under enough nonsense to make “guess the plot” a more engaging game than actually watching this mess. Loopholes? Try black holes—logic gets sucked out of the film within the first act and is never seen again.
Sure, the flow of the storytelling is… fine. But that’s like complimenting a sewage pipe for having good water pressure—it’s still full of crap.
The glowing reviews? Don’t make me laugh. Every 4-star rating is either from a paid PR lackey or from people whose cinematic taste begins and ends with whatever bright thing Netflix throws on their screen. If you enjoyed this, congratulations: you’ve officially declared war on coherent storytelling.
Watching “Weapons” isn’t just a waste of time—it’s a hostile act against your own intelligence. If bad movies were a crime, this one would be doing life without parole.
13 Aug’25 17:32
Harman Singh
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Nikhil Bharadwaj
Absolutely loved the Barbarian (despite the messy final act) and this Topped it
even though it had some of the similar stuff that lacked 🤷♂️
Shridhar Manivannan
another fine example of how correct structuring of non linear narration helps
for smooth genre transitions to elevate a film to another level
(literally theatre went crazy when
Abu Mustak Ahmed
Good and unique
rōhan jacōb
Effect of Weapons on Viewers: After a late night show - I watched a fully grown
man and 2 fully grown women walk out of the theatre, down the escalator and then suddenly raised
Sid Soma
The last 18 minutes of Weapons are apeshit crazy..
it's unbridled chaotic Peak Cinema.
Zach Cregger has made an Original, Atmospheric, Hilarious, Shocking movie. And somehow
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Tried&Refused Productions
Where was the R Madhavan cameo?
Mano Yokesh
Enjoyable.
Innovative. Funny. Gory. Satisfying. HOLY FUCKKKK!!!
Zach cregger joins the elite list of Jordan peele Robert eggers ari aster. A new voice in horror. Easily one of the
Jinesh Muralidharan
Weapons was just crazy ass entertaining film .
They have a non linear narration but some portions didn’t have well rounded writing like the affair or the wife attacking the
Om • The Blackbars
Last week, I found out that Weapons had opened with a 100% score on Rotten
Tomatoes. Add to that the glowing buzz I’d been hearing, and there was no way I wasn’t going to
Soumya Sarkar
Terror in nobald land
MAN OF CINEMA
Wtf did i just witnessed? That climax was absolute bonkers! They nailed the
landing of that, one of best climax i have watched in long years.
first time in years I’ve walked out
Yugendher Nagarajan
Solid
Rishikant Piyush
When I was a child, I used to hear stories about a witch who used to cut the
hair of women. No one quite knew what happened after that.
Weapons is based on a similar story where
Raunaq Mangottil
Hollywood has been on a pretty good streak this year and Weapons came
completely out of syllabus and had me howling in the theater🤯😂😭 Madness!
Also the best use of the words
Yash P
Interesting and works but somewhat predictable for these kinda movie lovers.
I would still recommend watching for its intensity, performances and screenplay.
Anusha Jacob
One of those movies that’s got you hooked till the end.
Love how they’ve structured and built the story in a non-linear manner, and how it all starts to fall into place in the
Krish & Cinema | The Bucket and the List
What a brilliant movie!!
Absolutely loved the screenplay and the multi
perspective narrative style. There are couple of hints placed in the film quite cleverly and I had an
Movie Lover
Set against the haunting backdrop of Maybrook, Weapons opens with a disturbing
mystery: a classroom full of children vanishes overnight, leaving behind only one boy. What follows